stillons-deactivated20230901:

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

sophism:

I love when a man is a little bit cunty. Not mean or rude or unkind or anything.. just bitchy

imgladyourehereholdme:

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

lakevida:

nobody can know that when i was a teenager i was kind of annoying

wuntrum:

its all about the she sells sea shells bullshit‼️

moonlightint:

aphrodite doesn’t want you to be sad over him

greelin:

the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!

localairport:

we changed your gate number because we hate you

godcreatedtheheavensandtheearth:

pulling up to the function scared and puffed up

powerburial:

if I was a girl i would say stuff like “umm the abominable snowman called. he wants his outfit back”

rattle-my-stars:

girlwhoisnormal:

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

handweavers:

who are you when you are not watching tv or movies? when you aren’t playing video games or reading a book or fanfiction or listening to music or whatever other kind of media that you engage with? who are you when your mind isn’t in another world or story, when you are forced to sit with yourself and the only experience you have is your own sensorial life? can you define yourself outside of what you consume? who is that person? do you like them? can you bear it? can you bear it?

daily-shitpost-bakery:

huffylemon:

thatgreenjuicegirl:

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life